Simon

Simon — Miniminter — is one of the seven core Sidemen and, in Among Us terms, one of the most dangerous players in the group precisely because he doesn't act like it. Calm where the others are loud, he tends to sit back, watch the lobby unravel, and pick his moment.

His quieter style makes him a genuinely tricky read. A measured Miniminter accusation usually carries weight with the rest of the crew, which is exactly why he's so effective as an impostor — the same composure that makes him believable as a crewmate makes his lies land. When the meetings get heated, Simon is often the one steering the vote without ever raising his voice.

It's no wonder fans call him the GOAT — that mix of patience and reads has earned him a reputation as one of the sharpest players to ever sit in the lobby.

And being that good comes with a price: Simon is constantly the first name thrown out in meetings, voted off on reputation alone before he's even had the chance to do anything.